I’m On TV

Nobody cares
About my green hair
They can't see me
‘Cause I'm not on TV
I'm not on TV
I be showing my tattoos
And I don’t wear no shoes
But they can't see me
‘Cause I'm not on TV
I'm not on TV

I wish I could find a way to be known
I wish I could find a way to be shown
I'll be on Maury
And I’ll take that papa test
Show them all that my boys are the best
I wish I could find a way to be known
I wish I could find a way to be shown  - on TV
Woo-Hoo!

Be all the rave
Be the next Flavor Flav
That’s all that I’ll need
When I'm on TV
When I’m on TV
Well I’ll marry Kim Kardashian
Become a vegetarian
That’s all that I’ll need
When I’m on TV
When I’m on TV

How can I ask for anything more
Than me and Snookie on the Jersey Shore
Even though I’m not supposta
Gonna get tight with Omarosa
I don’t care if you’re all sick and tired
Just can’t wait ‘til the Donald says  - “you’re fired” – Woo-Hoo!

Not gonna suck
Like the Dynasty Duck
‘Cause I’ll just be me
When I’m on TV
When I’m on TV
Well I won’t need no school
I’ll be nobody’s fool
When I’m on TV
When I’m on TV

(Bridge)
When they see me
On the TV
They'll know
It’s no pretend

If my face wasn’t there
I do declare
My world
Would be at the end

I just can’t wait
It’s gonna feel great
When I say
To all my friends

(A)
Na-na-na na, na-na
Na-na-na na, na-na
Na-na-na na, na-na
I'm on TV
I'm on TV
Na-na-na foo-foo
Na-na-na foo-foo
Na-na-na foo-foo
You're not on TV
You're not on TV
I'm on TV
I'm on TV

*additional lyrics by Dylan Killikelly