Life’s Tough (1% Song)

Life’s Tough!

I didn’t want any foam on my latte
Don’t want to hear that you just forgot-te
You didn’t have to be so snot-te
Life’s Tough!

Who the hell scratched my Mercedes
Now I can’t impress all the ladies
You can all go to Hades!
Life’s Tough!

(Chorus) Li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li, li,
Life is so tough
Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di
Diamonds are so rough
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I don’t have enough – Whooo!

How come you’re not done any sooner
I coulda hired another pruner
What happened to my petunias!
Life’s Tough!

Yes this is my Perrier water
No I don’t have any quarters
Aren’t you from across the border?
(Scratch)
Life’s Tough!

(Chorus)

(Talking) You know, I’m really pissed off. I just had to cut my trip to Cancun a little bit short. I could only spend two months there this year because they raised my taxes again in California. It’s really annoying, I mean they told me that there was some program where I had to paid for some kids’ dental work, some poor kids. Why don’t they just teach these kids how to floss or something, they’re all doing that floss dance anyway! C’mon man I’m done!

Life’s Tough!
Life’s Tough!